TO: JOHN PHILLIPENIS, Secretary-Treasurer Local 631
FROM: T. BUNDY, President Anglo-Titanic Polling Research, LLC
DATE: March 18, 2011
RE: Delegate Election Poll Results
At your request on the evening of March 15, 2011 we completed our telephone poll of 238 members of Local 631 who received ballots for the 2011 Election of Delegates. I must caution you that given your instructions that our entire polling sample of 238 individuals be limited to family members of Donny Weimer employed in the Convention Industry, our results are neither representative nor statistically relevant. I fully understand that you have instructed your legal counsel to object to every vote cast except for those cast by members of the Weimer family but given our polling results it appears that you should reconsider even this strategy.
Of the 238 members of the Weimer family 172 answered the telephone but only 104 responded to our polling questions. Of those that answered but failed to respond 42%believed that their telephone was the remote control for the television and asked us to change the channel to "Jersey Shore" , 30% blurted out "Nah, Nah, Nah I can't hear you", and 28% screamed "Chilla this is a wrong number don't call here again."
Of the 104 that responded to our polling questions only 50 indicated they cast ballots in the election. Those not casting ballots listed the following reasons: 54% do not understand how mail works, 36% are subject to a restraining order granted to their mailman and do not receive mail and 10% are afraid that Chilla can control their mind through the mail.
Of the 50 individuals that indicated they cast ballots only 24% responded that they voted voted for the EMPOWERMENT SLATE. 66% of those voting for the EMPOWERMENT SLATE indicated that Chilla came to their place of residence and completed their ballot while the remaining 34% said they felt sorry for any person named Phillipenas and cast a sympathy vote.
The 76% that indicated that they did not vote for the EMPOWERMENT SLATE listed the following reasons: 50% Donny Weimer is an idiot, 42% John Phillipenas is an idiot for hiring Donny Weimer and 8% want Chilla banned from membership meetings.
