Saturday, May 21, 2011

PHILLIPENAS STATEMENT ON END OF WORLD

TO: ALL MEMBERS OF LOCAL 631
FROM: JOHN PHILLIPENAS
DATE: MAY 21, 2011
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Listen up you trolls. At 3:00 p.m. today the world will end. I know many of you are concerned about what will happen to your leader. I have consulted with my spiritual adviser and determined that I will survive the end of days. That's correct at 3:00 p.m. I will be partying like a rock star with the Goddesses Patrick D. and  Johnny G. awaiting the Rapture from the Penthouse Suite at the Wynn.  To bad for you.