
THE CHRISTMAS SONG
(PHILLIPENAS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE)
Phillipenas roasting on an open fire,
Jack Frost nipping on his balls,
Jack Frost nipping on his balls,
The FBI planted the hall with a wire,
And Chilla dressed Donny and Kermit up like Eskimos.
Everybody knows John wants to kiss Patrick under some mistletoe,
Voting out the Empowerment Slate will help to make the season bright.
Phillipenas and his tiny brained Business Agents with their eyes all aglow,
Will find it hard to sleep tonight.
They know that new ballots are on the way:;
And Chilla dressed Donny and Kermit up like Eskimos.
Everybody knows John wants to kiss Patrick under some mistletoe,
Voting out the Empowerment Slate will help to make the season bright.
Phillipenas and his tiny brained Business Agents with their eyes all aglow,
Will find it hard to sleep tonight.
They know that new ballots are on the way:;
No more member paid for toys and goodies on the sleigh
Every BA is going to cry,
Cause our ballots really know how to fly.
And so I'm offering this simple phrase
For members from one to ninety two,
Although its Its been said many times, many ways,
A very Merry Christmas to you
A very Merry Christmas to you