EMPOWERMENT SLATE LIMPS TO THE FINISH LINE

Broken and defeated by three years of incompetent management of Local 631, John Phillipenas and the Empowerment Slate face the very real prospect of finishing third in the upcoming ballot count. We hear Phillipenas will not leave his office and spends his days shouting out orders to Kermit, Donny and Johhny to collect ballots from phantom supporters, much like Hitler from the bunker ordering nonexistent divisions to counter-attack the Red Army outside Berlin. Vote the Restore the Pride Slate and end the reign of terror of Phillipenas.