EMPOWERMENT SLATE RIDING TO RETIREMENT IN THE SHORT BUS

Local 631 members approved purchasing a short bus for the Empowerment Slate at the April membership meeting. Said one member "[W]e've watched Phillipenas behave like the village idiot for twenty eight months so he may as well driven to the hall like the village idiot." No word on whether Phillipenas will request membership approval for funds to modify his office as a federally compliant DROOL ROOM. Currently Phillipenas is forced to use a drool bucket at his desk.